1. You mostly guess whether a page you surf on was made using TYPO3, and you always check, what year is stated in the header comment
2. You leave the “admin” account active on your systems, but remove all privileges and set the password to something like “hackme&bugoff!”
3. You have at least one system on which the sys_template´s uid went over 250
4. You have subscribed to more than 50% of the newsgroups on lists.typo3.org
5. Your conditional sentences have virtual squared brackets around it
6. You try to convince your customer to make use of even the table content element
7. You usually sleep tight on your TYPO3 pillow
8. Your vision is #69A550 and #FF8700
9. You categorically do not apply with a company that misspells TYPO3
10. You try to solve real world problems with TypoScript
11. You have or at least have had once an account password set to “joh316″
12. You wave aside the giggly idea of writing an own TYPO3-like cms from scratch
13. You clear all the cache, if you come to the conclusion your servers idle too much (not at peak times, of course)
14. You smile when it comes to stdWrap
15. You always have the extension kickstarter installed, just for the case

i´d like to you read your drug test cases – no blood, no hair, no police

similar posts @ bloxtacy:

• suppress listing of static_tables in the root page
• keep TYPO3 sysfolders clean
• list all TypoScript lines