- You mostly guess whether a page you surf on was made using TYPO3, and you always check, what year is stated in the header comment
- You leave the “admin” account active on your systems, but remove all privileges and set the password to something like “hackme&bugoff!”
- You have at least one system on which the sys_template´s uid went over 250
- You have subscribed to more than 50% of the newsgroups on lists.typo3.org
- Your conditional sentences have virtual squared brackets around it
- You try to convince your customer to make use of even the table content element
- You usually sleep tight on your TYPO3 pillow
- Your vision is #69A550 and #FF8700
- You categorically do not apply with a company that misspells TYPO3
- You try to solve real world problems with TypoScript
- You have or at least have had once an account password set to “joh316″
- You wave aside the giggly idea of writing an own TYPO3-like cms from scratch
- You clear all the cache, if you come to the conclusion your servers idle too much (not at peak times, of course)
- You smile when it comes to stdWrap
- You always have the extension kickstarter installed, just for the case
i´d like to you read your drug test cases – no blood, no hair, no police




